Amy hates cussing so, I came up with “alternative vulgarity” to yell out when I get frustrated at work (Some I obviously stole from “Scrubs” and “Anchorman”)
son of a nutcracker!
My favorite is barefoot cat on a hot tin roof. Wtf?
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This is my favourite thing in a long while, and...will be using them. Particularly rats (I...
Manatee Crossing! I should print this out…
Heartfelt Crotchshot.
My favorite is barefoot cat on a hot tin roof. Wtf?
I really like “tarantula hammocks!”
“oh shorts” and “mother...pearl” are my favorites.